9 Things That Annoy Montanans Because 10 Would be too Annoying
I'm annoyed today, I don't know why. If I had to guess, maybe it's because there are so many annoying things that annoy me. What's not annoying is that there's plenty of company for my misery because there are plenty of annoyances we can all hate together. Isn't that beautiful?
Here's a list of 9 things that annoy Montanans:
Usually it's smoke from fires in other states, talk about bad neighbors.
The North Dakota State Bison
They've beaten both the Griz and the Bobcats enough times to be on our bad side forever. Hopefully they'll be put in another division one day but I won't hold my breath.
They might be the most annoying to the Montanans who own them, like where can you even charge those things in this state?
You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Thanks to long drives that are sometimes necessary here, gas prices can be a real bummer.
High Rise Construction
It's like those buildings think they're better than us.
June Snow Storms
Snow storms are bad enough but in June? That's just gnarly.
I wrote a whole article on this one, don't even get me started.
The magic of seeing a deer wears off pretty quick if you live in a place like Missoula. They poop everywhere, they eat flowers from people's gardens and you're not even allowed to hunt them. Head back to the woods, deer.
Wildlife in general
They're majestic, sure— but like, they want to eat us.